im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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So you plant your own garden and
So you plant your own garden and
decorate your own soul, instead of
waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
Jorge Luis Borges (via Swanfeather Songs)
(Source: quote-book, via curveappeal)
me doing a power point presentation in class
TEARSSSSSSSS
this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
(Source: folhadespaulo, via voetryinmotion)
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[party in the usa playing faintly in the distance as the australian cries]
this just in, tumblr user maxterbate gets the joke](http://25.media.tumblr.com/785934e8aeec7c0a5e5bb2c71c952178/tumblr_mmz5yfvEJN1re0zxno1_250.png)
[party in the usa playing faintly in the distance as the australian cries]
this just in, tumblr user maxterbate gets the joke
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Welcome to Amy’s Baking Company.
— Kitchen Nightmares [x]
all aboard
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